WATCH: Jon Stewart Stops In On Stephen Colbert And It’s Hilarious!
Jon Stewart is back! Well sort of…
Former Daily Show host Jon Stewart visited his old friend Stephen Colbert by stopping by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Tuesday to announce Donald Trump’s next three executive orders.
The first executive order involved protecting our nation’s border. “I hereby direct that to secure our border, China shall immediately and without hesitation send us their wall,” Stewart-as-Trump declared. “Boom!”
Second, “The new official language of the United States is bullshit,” Stewart announced.
And Three? “I Donald J. Trump am exhausting,” read Stewart’s third edict. “It has been eleven days, Stephen. Eleven f*cking days. Eleven! The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the public.”
“The reason that I … am exhausting is that every instinct and fiber of my pathological self regard calls me to abuse of power,” Stewart-as-Trump added.
“We have never faced this before,” Stewart said, referring to Trump’s presidency. “Purposeful, vindictive chaos.”
