WATCH: Colbert Epically Insults Trump In Defense Of His CBS Colleague
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Stephen Colbert just went on a legendary insult rant against Donald Trump.
In response to Donald Trump insulting interview with CBS’s Face The Nation host John Dickerson. During the interview, Trump said called Dickerson’s show “Deface The Nation.
Well, Colbert was pissed, saying “Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that?”
Colbert also said that since Dickerson has “way too much dignity to trade insults with a president of the United States to his face,” he was going to do it for him. “I sir, am no John Dickerson,” Colbert said.
That’s when Colbert launched his epic rant.
“When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all!” Colbert began. “Mr. President, I love your presidency, I call it ‘Disgrace The Nation.’ You’re not the POTUS, you’re the ‘gloat-us.’ You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You’re the ‘presi-dunce’ but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator.’”
“Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine,” the host continued. “You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.”
And then the money shot! “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”
Colbert also recreated the interview with himself:
